Q: I enjoyed the TV coverage of theĀ Queen Elizabeth’s Jubilee, but I rarely hear anything anymore about her dogs. Does she still have dogs? — C.T., Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Related: remember all those early-00s trend pieces about how macho Latino dudes were into Morrissey but “OMG did they know he was FETISHIZING them because he was GAY and wanted to have GAY SEX with them”?