“Last night I was a sloppy mess. I ran into [REDACTED], apparently she only exists when we are belligerent. She told me that she is moving to [REDACTED] for that dude in the drop kick murphys or whatever. This was after I helped [REDACTED] clean her vomit off the bathroom floor at the palace restaurant. I furiously wiped her vomit up with a paper towel, which is gross however my only thought  was “this must get cleaned up so we don’t get kicked out.” I hope you are well! How’s school going/ what are you wearing?

Miss You!
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Sent from my iPhone”