A girl who was mean to me in the third grade is posting Facebook updates about her new ‘mid-century’ furniture but it’s very clearly from the 1970s.
I should be very sorry were the corrupt fashion of the eighteenth century to return, in which a woman was considered only half dressed till her natural complexion was concealed; and hence many a lovely cheek and lip be disguised at the bidding of those who had no beauty to lose. At the same time, the face is always exposed, and it does demand at least as much attention as the rest of the...
UNBORN WHISKEY: From the first time he went to... →
From the first time he went to stay with his mother, Bruno knew he would never be accepted by the hippies; he was not and never would be a noble savage. At night, he dreamed of gaping vaginas. It was about then that he began reading Kafka. The first time, he felt a cold shudder, a treacherous… My plan to become the President of the Houellebecq Society, Northeast Atlantic chapter is...
“Less than a hundred people are diagnosed with it every year!” “You can’t just have a regular thing wrong with you, can you?” “I’m not a regular person.” “Fair.”
1. Did I see an electronics commercial soundtracked by the Kevin Shields Lost in Translation music last night? 2. Re: Christopher Guest and his band of merry players doing the Oscars: WHERE WAS PARKER POSEY?
I’m taking a (required) class on what buildings are made of and how they’re assembled and (most importantly) how and why they fail, and it’s made walking down the street a harrowing experience—picture me, just trying to get some hot tea on a misty day at the very tip of Manhattan, anxiously craning my neck to catch a glimpse of terra cotta adornments that will surely fall...
Changing from rainboots into flats is sublime.