June 2011
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I hate to crowdsource, but I need some book recommendations. I’ve got a summer reading stack going, but I realized yesterday that I can’t spend five weeks reading William Gaddis poolside. So, things that are engrossing/suspenseful? Detective stories welcome, as are Secret History-ish things.  Stories about white people living in Brooklyn or Los Feliz and having Feelings need not...
Jun 23rd
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I think it’s time to admit that I get choked up every time the Harry Potter commercial comes on, and that I will fight any person who tries to shame me for it.
Jun 23rd
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I don’t like when someone asks me to do something and then says I ‘may do it’. Example: “Can I borrow your apple-corer? You may bring it over at 3 this afternoon.”
Jun 23rd
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Jun 23rd
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Jun 22nd
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OK, yes, I’m going to miss driving to Gelson’s with the windows rolled down so that my hair blows around while the rap radio station is turned up as loudly as it can be in a Prius.
Jun 22nd
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Welcome to the two months during which it’ll be impossible for even me to figure out whether I’m flushed or sunburned.
Jun 22nd
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Jun 22nd
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‘Antimassacar’ sounds like a social or political viewpoint, and also like the title of a novel I’d want to read, but it’s actually a small (usually embroidered) cloth placed carefully over the backs of chair/sofa cushions to prevent hair oil (Massacar, as in ‘thine incomparable oil, Massacar’) from staining the fabric.
Jun 22nd
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Jun 22nd
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Also, the librarian called me ‘impudent’ to her friend and I thought it was a compliment.
Jun 22nd
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One summer when I was stuck in Philadelphia*, my grandmother signed me up for the library’s Summer Reading Club, wherein kids with nothing to do were supposed to keep track of the books we read, with a prize being given to the most voracious reader. It quickly became clear that despite my best efforts, I was going to lose, because the other kids in my age group were reading speedy Young...
Jun 22nd
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Jun 22nd
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Jun 22nd
Jun 21st
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Jun 21st
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I’m going to spend the next month in a large blue pool chair and a large marshmallowy bed.
Jun 21st
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Jun 21st
LOL at 2am reruns of Sex and the City in which Ron Livingston reads ‘Brief Interviews With Hideous Men’ in bed.
Jun 21st
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Jun 21st