November 2011
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Who the fuck brings a double-stroller (both babies screaming?) to a sample sale?
How many bottles of Scotch should I bring back from the UK next week?
I don’t actually like to talk on the phone but sometimes on campus I’ll have pretend conversations to avoid actual dialogue with classmates and professors.
“We never use the term ‘Victorian’ in this class.”
– (via aliceingradschool)
“How do you not like ________?”
“He’s an asshole.”
“Lots of people are assholes and you still like them.”
“Like who?”
“All of your friends?”
“Ooooh! The Hairpin is going to teach me what ‘dubstep’ is!”
-Roommate.
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Cool lecture by middle-aged professor about CBGB and nostalgia.
Gothic versus ‘Gothick’.
21st century romanticization of 19th century romanticization of 16th century things that probably never existed.
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“You look hot today, considering.”
-thing a girl in my class just said to me.
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Being asked to do a Works Cited page even if you’ve included properly formatted and detailed footnotes in the piece.
Last night I took some recycling downstairs and ran into my neighbor, a Canadian actress with a boyfriend who self-identifies as mystical.
She wanted to know why I was wearing a ‘fancy long dress, like Cinderella!’ and when I told her it was just my nightgown she looked deeply confused and then asked me if I had any matches.
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Can I wear a polka-dotted dress and polka-dotted socks or a striped dress and striped socks?
