July 2010
June 2010
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Do I want to take a nap before the 1AM screening of Eclipse, or just pour coffee grinds into my Diet Coke, Nightmare on Elm Street style?
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It feels kind of strange going to engagement parties and bridal showers and weddings (weddings!) of people MY AGE when this morning I had to borrow a hundred and seventy three bucks from my father to pay a ticket I got for drinking coffee on the Metro.
Roommates: Mom, Dad
natashavc:
So there are about a dozen people who I know who are in their mid twenties living at home in LA. And like, thank god, you know? Poverty is something for the noble.
I don’t know if this is the sort of thing I should admit on the Internet, but seeing as it’s Father’s Day Weekend:
my Dad is the best roommate I’ve ever had and the thought of living with anyone...
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It’s really troublesome when people don’t recognize genius, you know?
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Sing Out, Louise: libraries are the Temples of... →
A library is a holy space for me and other atheists who believe only in the sacredness of human thought and history. Libraries should be airy, quiet, and grand. Guests must exhibit reverence at all times. A good librarian has a perfect shame-inducing dirty look and uses it frequently, especially…
Writing in a library book should result in the offender being burned at the stake, no?
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UGH, I HAVE SEEN FOUR LIZARDS IN MY BACKYARD/POOL AREA TODAY.
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I’m glad whoever is in charge of music at the Hollywood/Vermont Starbucks is into the O’Jays, but it isn’t working for me.
Starbucks is where I go to hear lesbian breakup jams, and the soul is really throwing me off my game.
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Coulda been anywhere: Tonight I found out that a... →
Tonight I found out that a girl I went to high school with had sex with a teacher from my high school who is undeniably good looking and also mysterious (dumb) because he only wears black. He is a douche bag and a tool but MAN, THOSE CHISELED FEATURES!
I am sick with envy right now. I made it my…
FEEL VERY CONNECTED TO THIS LADY.
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Today at Yoga Booty Ballet (further explanations can be found here) instructor/creator Gillian played some sort of techno song with the ‘I Have A Dream’ speech layered under the beats, and while doing plank-position leg lifts she kept shouting ‘free at last! Our calf muscles are free at last!’.