Dadbro and I have been watching baseball all afternoon and every time the Bobby Cox Cake Incident* is mentioned, we dissolve into a fit of giggles. It hasn’t gotten old yet. *For all y’all living under a rock/not interested in baseball, Bobby Cox is the manager of the Atlanta Braves, and recently celebrated his 50th year as a participant of America’s Pastime. As such, he was...
The tweens who hang out on Ventura Blvd. and Laurel Canyon are making me feel way inadequate right now.
NO, FRIEND. don't listen to this tape
Angela: we 'get' that you can't unsee/unhear things and are willing 2 be like, NO, FRIEND. don't want u to hear ur
Natasha: LEE DEWYZE IS GOING TO SING THE THEME FROM AGUIRE WRATH OF GOD 4 SHUREEEEE.
Angela: do u think werner will be the guest mentor!? if he is too busy maybe lars von trier can do it.
IMPORTANT FRIENDSHIP/CINEMA/AMERICAN IDOL CHAT.
Yesterday morning I was walking down Hazeltine towards my house and listening to This American Life (OMG, have yall heard the Steve Poizner story!? I can’t remember the last time I was at the same time so worried about the Future of our Golden State and yet so swoony over Ira’s wry indignation) when a bald, sort of tweaky tattooed man asked if he could buy a cigarette. Not having any...
The New Pornographers, Crash Years. Awwwwwwwwwww...
on art imitating life, or "law & order: ass-v-u"
thatisrubbish: STABLER: “Miles found something on Laura’s computer.” BENSON: “Anything juicy?” STABLER: “About ten gigs worth of women’s butts!” ICE-T: “Maybe she sent photos into one of those fetish websites.” BENSON: “An entire website devoted to women’s butts?” ICE-T: “Somethin’s wrong wit that?” Further Viewing: Ice-T’s Wife Oh my God, you guys. I watched this episode last...
Beach Boys, Let’s Go Away for A While
I’m almost 25 years old and last night I had to sleep with the lights on because of Freddy Krueger.
Did you know the Neiman Marcus in SF has a cafe? My yoga instructor took her dog...– The Professor.