May 2013
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Someone I am related to but haven’t spoken to in years is suggesting, in a Facebook post, that I copied (‘copied’) her hair color.
Meet Luna, the Therapy Corgi at a San Diego Drug... →
Phoenix House Academy of San Diego’s therapeutic resources include professional staff and a Therapy Dog, Luna that helps teens deal with their issues.
I would consider going to therapy if the psychiatrist were a short-legged dog.
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“I know most of the Corgis in my neighborhood by name.”
“Well, I know all of the drug dealers on my block by name.”
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Recently on Twitter, a Libra posted: “Tell me when all this is going to end! I can’t take another minute of this!” Libra has certainly been under great pressure, perhaps more than any other sign. The problem has been that Saturn was on your Sun when it was in Libra from 2009 to 2012. When Saturn finally left, you did not get the relief you imagined you would, because another...
April 2013
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The other day I was waiting for the light to change at 100th and Broadway when I felt a swift thwack against my ankle.
I turned around to see a blind woman wearing a bedazzled kitten sweatshirt, arms loaded with bags from the nearby Walgreens. The object that had struck me was her seeing-eye stick, which she jabbed forcefully as she started to speak.
“Excuse me.”
“Yes?”
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Where are my glasses?
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“You reap what you—”
“Don’t.”
There’s construction happening above and below my apartment and I feel, inexplicably, like I’m on a boat being tossed around in a storm.
“They often used baseball idiom, she no doubt supposing he was one of those...”
– Robert Coover, The Universal Baseball Association, Inc., J. Henry Waugh, Prop. (1968)
If I just keep whispering “a pair of perfect flats that won’t tear up my ankles” do you think tonight someone will leave a pair outside my door?
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THIS WAS THE BEST BURN:
“It is true that I am fat, but one day I will be thin, and Vincent Gallo will still be the director of ‘The Brown Bunny.’”
Lapham's Quarterly: Justin Bieber and Alfred... →
laphamsquarterly:
2013: The monkey, whose name is OG Mally (“OG” presumably stands for “Original Gangsta,” which is heartbreaking because it suggests that, even as Justin Bieber’s eyes lit up the moment he cradled his baby monkey for the first time—a week ago—he realized he would inevitably burn through this…
I have been threatening to write about Justin Bieber at work since May of 2012.
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Watchbohemea:
BEST SCENE IN THE HISTORY OF CINEMA!
THANK GOD SOMEONE PUT THIS ON THE INTERNET SO I CAN HAVE IT IN MY POCKET FOREVER
